Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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