Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
