I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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