Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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