Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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