his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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