it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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