we have officially lost it.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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