if you like me you must not know who I am
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
it was like eating out sand paper
I cut my penus on the lid.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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