Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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