Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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