is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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