Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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