I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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