i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My breath smells like gin and sadness
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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