no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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