windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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