why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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