Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
