i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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