just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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