Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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