CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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