The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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