ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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