she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Enjoy the penises
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
