lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Randomize
