I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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