You made me cry and you don't even care
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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