i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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