O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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