I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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