i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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