I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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