Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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