OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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