somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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