im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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