So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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