so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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