I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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