It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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