Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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