Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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