your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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