Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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