The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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