wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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