Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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