Why does Corona taste like a burp?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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