When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
zippers are such a cool invention
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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