Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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